How Frank and Pat spend their day

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket, I called him a moron.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Pat called him an idiot.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Then our bus arrived.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Frank Hopkinson